sarvel: I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud...
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
imahoranforniall: toothteeth: nigga u gon die today this is too funny to not reblog
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out (the school board knows and eagerly awaits each...
So my mum told me this joke yesterday
Mum: How do Batman's parents call him for dinner?
Me: THEY DON'T BECAUSE THEY ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mum: ........ Jesus what's wrong with you
Mum [to the Batman TV show theme tune]: Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN
Q: if you had $1,000,000 what would you buy?
nice people: donate it to charity
me: band merch
me: vip tickets
me: spend it all to see my babies
me: buy the band
yolo: you obviously live online.
Aang Meets Amon
Amon: He took my family. And then they took my face.
Aang: Your race? You experienced a genocide at age 12?
Amon: No, the firebender took my face.
Aang: Oh, for a second I thought you had something to complain about.
Amon: Hey tha--
Aang: WHILE COPING WITH THE LOSE OF MY PEOPLE, I SAVED THE WORLD, DEFEATED THE COUNTRY THAT KILLED MOST OF THE PEOPLE I KNEW, BECAME FRIENDS WITH THE MONARCH OF THAT NATION, AND REPOPULATED MY RACE. NOT TO MENTION I FORGAVE BASICALLY EVERYONE.
Aang: SO THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK YOU ARE SPECIAL, REMEMBER THAT YOU'RE NOT.
husband: why are you crying
husband: why tell me
me: because i HAD A BLOG ABOUT YOU WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME US BEING TOGETHER AND OMG BRB FANGIRLING HI GIVE ME UR AUTOGRAPH RIGHT NOW SO I CAN POST IT ON MY BLOG YEAH I STILL HAVE THE BLOG OMG CAN I POST OUR MARRIAGE PHOTOS ON MY BLOG TOO UGH MY FOLLOWERS WOULD LOVE THAT
Homeless in Oakland, Please Help! URGENT →
autumn-and-eve: dollarstore-princess: Hi followers, my friend and I are both homless in Oakland and we desperately need a place to stay. Even one night is fine, but we are exhausting a lot of time and energy (things we’re both dearly short on) trying to find a new place to stay every…