January 2010
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You are a wonderful roommate and friend ♥
I LOVE YOU TOO. I swear, I wouldn’t have it any other way. Apartment 111 is THE best. ♥♥
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formspring.me
hello.
why, hello there good sir on the internets!
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geemfbaby:
I love it and hate it at the same time.
I love it because I get to be with family. I hate it cause my Mom NEVER lets me out of the house, so I never get to see my friends! LAAAAME!
You and me both, girl ):
The difference between making love and fucking,...
hella-necessary:
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sugarxospice:
“The art of making love seems like a pastime, whereas fucking, has become this generation’s making-out. I think men pursue it a bit more aggressively then women — after clubs, after school, etc. I personally enjoy the occasional quickie but never OD. Too much sex can be counterproductive, and truthfully, I’m pursuing monogamy — even if it is...
The1Kn0wnAs kiD: sup brah
Lexibob says: dude, slow your roll.
Lexibob says: (then you go..)
Lexibob says: (saayyy it.... c'monnnn.... don't leave me hangin' bro)
The1Kn0wnAs kiD: I'm screamin out
Lexibob says: scream it outttt
The1Kn0wnAs kiD: FUCK THAT
The1Kn0wnAs kiD: FUCK THAT
Lexibob says: YEAAAAH
The1Kn0wnAs kiD: hahahaha
Lexibob says: ahahahah
Lexibob says: i'm good
Lexibob says: you?
The1Kn0wnAs kiD: lmao
The1Kn0wnAs kiD: i dont think I need to say it
The1Kn0wnAs kiD: but I will anyways
The1Kn0wnAs kiD: you ARE somethin else brah
Lexibob says: ahahahahaha
When you’re young, your whole life is about the pursuit of fun. Then, you grow...
– (via carolyntvo)
Today I opened the fridge door to find something...
yeah that's right
HayItsRicca: OHH OHH
HayItsRicca: question
HayItsRicca: Let us assume there are two boxes on a table. In one box, there is a relatively normal turtle; in the other, Adolf Hitler’s skull. You have to select one of these items for your home. If you select the turtle, you can’t give it away and you have to keep it alive for two years; if either of these parameters are not met, you will be fined $999 by the state. If you select Hitler’s skull, you are required to display it in a semi-prominent location in your living room for the same amount of time, although you will be paid a stipend of $120 per month for doing so. Display of the skull must be apolitical. Which option do you select?
Lexibob says: the skull
HayItsRicca: me too
HayItsRicca: lol
Lexibob says: i'd put that on top of my tv
HayItsRicca: no way?
Lexibob says: yeah way
Lexibob says: put it in a glass case on top of my tv
HayItsRicca: wow, bold of you
Lexibob says: and make my kids dust that shit
Lexibob says: NO
Lexibob says: DUST IT MYSELF
Lexibob says: THEY DON'T DESERVE TO TOUCH IT
i'm the father
HayItsRicca: Dawg, you got me DUMMY sick
HayItsRicca: i cough and it hurts!!
Lexibob says: OH NO
Lexibob says: OH NO
Lexibob says: WHY
Lexibob says: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
Lexibob says: LOOK, I'LL BE RESPONSIBLE I PROMISE
Lexibob says: I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT
Lexibob says: YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME LEAVING
HayItsRicca: idk! but the ride home I was coughing up a storm
HayItsRicca: leaving?
Lexibob says: LOL i'm making it sound like i got you pregnant
HayItsRicca: where are you going?
HayItsRicca: OH WTF
HayItsRicca: how the hell
HayItsRicca: I'm ILL not pregnant
Lexibob says: lmao
HayItsRicca: hahahah
Lexibob says: hahahaha
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
– Calvin and Hobbes (via quote-book)
Five emotions you never knew you had →
victoriaisamess:
Some emotional states only have names in particular languages. Here are some examples:
Fiero (Italian): contented pride in achieving something just for oneself.
Amae (Japanese): the sweet feeling of being dependent on someone else.
Naches (Yiddish): the glow of proud pleasure that only a child can give to its parents.
Schadenfreude (German): the feeling you experience when...